Marrying for josh, not hosh


I want to get married to this man in my university who says that the best thing for him is to get married to get out of the temptations that surround him. He is still a student on scholarship and has no income or career. What is your advice?


جزاك اللهُ خيراً  for your question.

My advice is that you learn to eat grass. If you marry someone without an income, that is what you will need to be able to do at some point.

Sorry to be rude – but as George Bernard Shaw said, ‘You must never be afraid to offend people because that is the only time that they listen.’ I hope you are offended and can wake up from the hormone induced dream that you are in before it turns into a nightmare.

For a man to be suitable to marry, you must look for three things:

  1. How is his Deen?


-Is he on the Shari’ah and Sunnah?


-Is he particular about avoiding the doubtful things?


-How are his manners? Not to you – but to all around him.


-Is he argumentative and combative about everything? Is he an auto-refuter?


-Is he kind and considerate to those weaker than him? Does he thank the waiter and the doorman?


-Is there a smile on his face or a frown? Does he have a sense of humor?


-Is he smart? Does he read more than comics? Can you have a serious, sensible conversation with him?


-Is his brain bigger than his biceps? (If he proposed to you without an income, I seriously doubt that it is)


-Is his language that of inclusion or exclusion – looking down on others who he considers as not so good Muslims as himself?


-Does he praise more or criticize more? Is he forgiving of others or eager to expose their faults?


-How particular is he about avoiding Haraam (Sorry to point out, but if he was having conversations with you without a Mahram, he and you were already indulging in Haraam)?


  1. Can he support himself?


-How? Not dreams and smooth talk – but actual nuts and bolts. Here and now?


-Has he completed his education? How much longer will that take?


-Will his family support this marriage of yours until he can get a job (lousy situation to be in but better than eating grass)?


-What is his profession and how soon can he get a job?


-What kind of income does he have today and what can he look forward to?


-Is that enough to support you and your family?


-Believe me, today you may think that you can live on love and sunshine, but I doubt that you can pay your rent with sunshine. Neither will sunshine buy you bread – that’s why I said that you may like to start eating grass because that is free and maybe you can even hire your services out as a walking lawn mower and make some money as well.


  1. How compatible are you with each other and each other’s families?


-That means that you wake up and ask some basic questions like what do they eat?


-Where do they come from? Country and culture. Not race. I have seen marriages between Africans and African Americans break up in six months because Africans and African Americans are two different cultures, even though racially they are the same. Race doesn’t matter. Culture does. Difference is not bad. Incompatibility is. And many a time, difference translates as incompatibility.


-What is the relationship and expectation from the parents in law?


-How do they live? Are they from a multi-marriage culture where your husband-to-be who can’t resist temptations today will once again not be able to resist temptations and will take unto himself another wife; and perhaps another. So how will you take to that?


-What kind of financial background do your husband’s family come from? Is there too much of a disparity?


My mother used to say, ‘To patch a tear in a muslin garment you don’t use gold brocade.’


Finally of all the dumb reasons to marry is to ‘stay out of temptation’. I know I have just put myself in line for the Fatawa of all my ‘strong’ brothers who will strike me down with this and that Daleel. But before that, let me say to you, my dear sister, in plain words; What he is saying in effect is that he needs a legal means for sex. And you are that means.


I especially like the one where these (self-professed religious types) say, ‘But Shaikh, I need to fulfill my needs in a Halaal way.’ So I tell him, ‘When you are the father of a daughter of marriageable age, imagine a person like you coming and saying, ‘Can I have your permission to marry your daughter because I want to satisfy my needs in a Halaal way?’ He will most likely have a sole-ful experience with the sole of your boot. He would if I were the father of the girl. Plus, he would need a complete dental replacement job because I would have persuaded him to swallow his teeth.


That is the most insulting thing that you can say to the girl or her parents – please give me your daughter so that I can use her to satisfy my sexual needs. Provided of course that the girl has the intelligence to get insulted. It takes intelligence even to get insulted when you should get insulted, believe me.


I am amazed that you don’t find this the most insulting thing that you have ever heard? Doesn’t that tell you what kind of self-centered, others-can-go-to-hell-as-long-as-I-am-satisfied kind of cretin he is? And you are thinking of marrying him? Which proves that the color of the hair is not an indicator of a vacuum in the head.


I would have more respect for a man who simply says, ‘I find you very attractive and I want to sleep with you.’ That is an honest statement. It is not Halaal and you mustn’t do it, but it is honest. ‘I want to marry you to get out of the temptations that surround me’, means that you are a placebo to take care of what others are doing to him and his hormones. You are not even an individual worth recognizing except as a receptacle for his biological donations. And you don’t find that insulting?


Absolutely insane.


So, what happens when the hormones are not boiling over any longer? He’s not marrying you for yourself. He is marrying you for himself. That is the worst reason to get married to anyone for. Believe me and wake up. Or keep sleeping and find out for yourself when the dream turns into a nightmare. After all nightmares are also dreams.


I will tell you what happens in 9 cases out of 10. When things get too tough and you demand time, attention and money, he will walk away and you will be left holding the baby – quite literally. Then what are you going to do?


Even there he will have a great and holy reason why he must abandon you and will give you stories of how this one and that one sacrificed herself to help her husband to earn Jannah. Believe me, his conscience will be clear and when he gets to wherever he is headed he will find someone else like you to swallow his story about satisfying his needs in a Halaal way. Really you women are so dumb. As I said, I seriously hope that you and all those women who read this get seriously offended and start thinking before you ruin yourselves for some charlatan’s smooth talk.


Wake up and answer this questionnaire and if he comes out on top, by all means marry him. If not suggest to him to take cold showers – maybe he should put his bed in the shower – and you focus on your education.


You came to the university to study. Not to look at boys. He came to study. Not to look at girls. Concentrate on your education. Get a distinction. And go home. And then see what Allahﷻ has in store for you in terms of your Rizq – a husband you can look up to and be proud of. A husband who will be proud of you and treat you like a princess all your life. Not someone to satisfy his sex needs.




I wish you all the best in this world and the next.”

Glossary: Josh (passion), Hosh (intelligence)


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Zahid Architects

Subhanallah, Point blanck.I like this "girl has the intelligence to get insulted. It takes intelligence even to get insulted when you should get insulted, believe me".

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